Howdy, folks! Charlie Berens and Dane Schaefer here with some news that's hotter than a mid-July garage sale in Wisconsin!
🎉 Our Card Sale Kickstarter is LIVE! 🎉
Remember those times when you tried selling that fish-scented teddy bear to your unsuspecting neighbors? Or when Grandma tried to pawn off her antique, double-decker rocket launcher? Well, our game's gonna take you back to those glory days, but with even more sabotage, strategy, and side-splitting laughter!
Here's the quick once-over: "Card Sale" is all about the age-old Midwestern art of, well, BS-ing at your local yard sale. Create wacky products, shoot down your competitors, and try not to split your sides laughing while doing it.
To the naysayers out there: Nope, this isn't another one of those "gimmicky" card games that'll collect dust in your closet. We've worked buns off to ensure this game captures the essence of every potluck, party, and dive bar debate you've ever had about whether a time machine really does need a cute little fox tail attached.
So, what are ya waitin' for? Cruise on over to our Kickstarter page, chip in a few bucks and get in on the ground floor of the next big thing in party games! And hey, even if you don't back us, at least you'll have a good laugh at our expense.